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Breakfast
Served daily until 11 am
All day on Sundays

The Usual
All items come with two eggs your way. Served with a choice of the spuds*, country potatoes, cottage cheese and sliced tomatoes, or fresh fruit.
Also served with a muffin, english muffin, or toast, with the exception of our Benedict items.
Sub Biscuits and Gravy
Plane Jane
Two egg breakfast
We'll even cook them your way
The Carving Ham
Apple-wood smoked ham
Sliced thick
Chicken Fried Steak
Breaded peppered steak, gravy
Chicken Apple Sausage
Sweet apple smoked chicken sausages
Applewood Smoked Bacon
Old fashion smoked bacon
Sliced thick
Chuck Patty & Eggs
Choice 8oz ground chuck burger patty, choice ground black pepper, kosher salt
Eggs Benedict
Poached eggs, carving ham, english muffin, hollandaise sauce
California Benedict
Poached eggs, sautéed spinach, english muffin, tomato, avocado, hollandaise sauce
Lara's Benedict
Scrambled eggs, bacon, avocado, tomato, english muffin, hollandaise sauce
New York Steak & Eggs
Charbroiled New York Steak brushed with herbed garlic butter

Omelets & Scrambles
Choose between scrambling or omelet style. Served with a choice of the spuds*, country potatoes, cottage cheese and sliced tomatoes, or fresh fruit.
Also served with muffin, english muffin, or toast.
Sub Biscuits and Gravy
The Gringo
Pork chorizo, diced ortega chilis, pepper-jack cheese
Denver
Diced ham, red onion, bell pepper, cheddar cheese
Veg Head
Mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, artichokes, tomatoes, spinach
Porky's
Bacon, country sausage, cheddar cheese
New Vintage
Bacon, artichoke hearts, goat cheese
Meat Head
Bacon, ham, sausage, chorizo, cheddar cheese
Green Chile Omelet
Peppered pastrami, red onion, American cheese
Original Joe’s
Seasoned ground chuck, garlic, spinach, mushrooms, shaved parmesan cheese, green onions
Suit Yourself
ADD PROTEIN
Bacon | Country Sausage | Chorizo | Turkey | Chicken Apple Sausage | Ham
ADD VEGGIE
Spinach | Tomato | Onion | Bell Pepper | Basil | Jalapeño | Green Chili's | Mushrooms
CHOICE OF CHEESE
Cheddar | Jack | Mozzarella | Pepper-Jack | Goat | Swiss | Feta | American

Signatures
Add the spuds*, country potatoes, or cottage cheese and sliced tomatoes
Cowboy Potatoes
Scrambled eggs, apple wood smoked bacon, country potatoes, bell peppers, onions, cheddar cheese, topped with country sausage gravy.
Nutella Jacks
Two buttermilk pancakes, Nutella and fresh strawberry filling, whipped cream, warm maple syrup
Veggie Frittata
3 eggs, the spuds, sweet red onion, thinly sliced peppers and mushrooms, feta, basil chiffonade
Served with avocado and tomato slices
French Toast
King's Hawaiian loaf, egg bath, warm maple syrup, whipped butter
Breakfast Burst Sandwich
Two fried eggs, thick bacon, melted jack, avocado, lettuce, tomato, mayo, grilled croissant
Flap Jacks
Buttermilk pancakes, whipped butter, warm maple syrup
Add chocolate chips & whipped cream
Add blueberries
Guac & Roll Burrito
Scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, the spuds, guacamole, pico de gallo, your choice of meat
Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal
Steel cut Irish oats, sautéed granny smith apples, cinnamon and sugar, candied pecans, served with fresh fruit cup
Kiss My Hass
Sourdough toast, minced garlic, smashed avocado, tomato slices, over-medium egg, basil, sun dried tomato pesto, side of fresh fruit
Vegan Breakfast Burrito
Country potatoes, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, spinach, artichoke hearts, tomatoes, guacamole
Deuces Wild
2 buttermilk biscuits, 2 Eggs, 2 slices bacon or sausage, & 2 sides
Breakfast Boats
Traditional potato skins, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, country sausage, apple wood bacon, green onion, country sausage gravy on side
The Oklahoman Sandwich
Breaded pepper steak, 2 fried eggs, bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, red onion, chipotle mayo, melted jack cheese, grilled parmesan sourdough, side of country sausage gravy
* The spuds are an organic blend of shredded potatoes, red quinoa, garlic, spinach, and white aged cheddar *
Table Starters
Stuffed Avocados
Avocado, mozzarella, garlic pesto, tomatoes, basil, balsamic glaze
Nacho Average Nachos
Crispy flour chips, uncle Kurt's chunky chili, cheese, black olives, lettuce, pico, sour cream, guacamole, fresh jalapeños
Poke Nachos
Marinated Ahi Tuna *Seared Rare*, thinly sliced onions, sliced fresh jalapeno, grated carrots, cilantro, won-ton chips, tossed in poke sauce, cucumber wasabi drizzle
Bang-Bang Cauliflower
Cauliflower florets dusted in bread crumbs and cheddar cheese, drizzled with bang-bang sauce, *creamy, sweet & spicy chili sauce*
Texas Eggrolls
Diced chicken, sweet corn, black beans, diced red bell peppers, diced jalapeños, pepper-jack cheese, cilantro. Served with jalapeño ranch dipping sauce.
Chili Cheese Potato Skins
Traditional potato skins, apple wood smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, green onions, cup of chili of side
Cluck Norris Wings
full order (12 wings)
half order (6 wings)
Wings Spiced and Sauced Choice of: Buffalo Sauce or BBQ
Ordering appetizers will add 10 years to your life.
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Lunch & Dinner
Available after 11am daily
Soups
Cup Bowl
Uncle Kurt's Chunky Chili
Beef, beans, tomatoes, onions, celery, bell peppers
Wicked Chicken Thai
Chicken, wild rice, peppers, lemongrass, cabbage, shiitake mushrooms, wicked spices
New England Clam Chowder
Clams, potatoes, sweet cream, spices
Creamy Jalapeño
Bell peppers, cilantro, jalapeño
Italian Wedding
Miniature chicken meatballs, ancini di pepe pasta, onions, spinach, carrots, chicken broth
Soup Du'Jour
"Mmmmmm....That sounds good, I'll have that." - Loyd Christmas

From the Garden
Ranch | Cilantro Jalapeño Ranch | Bleu Cheese | Roasted Garlic Balsamic | Greek Feta Dressing | New Vintage House Dressing | Toasted Sesame Dressing | Caribbean Mango Vinaigrette
Blackened Salmon Caesar
Blackened Atlantic Salmon, robust caesar dressing, sun dried tomatoes, garlic croutons, shaved parmesan cheese
Raise the Steak Salad
Sliced New York Steak, spring mix, tomatoes, bleu cheese, candied pecans, crispy onion straws
The Snobby Cobb
Chilled oven turkey, diced applewood smoked ham, hard boiled egg, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, black olives, cucumber, red onion, pepperoncini, spring mix
Southwestern BBQ Chicken Salad
Chilled and tossed, BBQ spiced and marinated chicken, sweet corn, black beans, red bell pepper, cheddar cheese, cilantro, spring mix, ranch dressing, tortilla strips
Mediterranean Salad
Grilled shrimp skewers, pepperoni, black olives, red peppers, garbanzo beans, basil, tomato, cucumber, red onion, lightly toasted with Greek feta dressing
Apple Hill
Spring mix, granny smith apples, dried cranberries, roasted pepitas, goat cheese, drizzle honey, house dressing
Add chicken
Caprese Avocado Salad
Chicken, avocado, tomatoes, mozzarella, basil, roasted garlic, balsamic dressing, balsamic glaze
Ahi Tuna Salad
Cajun spiced Ahi Tuna steak, avocado, grated carrots, cucumber, red bell pepper, edamame, spring mix, sesame seeds, cilantro, won ton strips, cucumber wasabi drizzle, sesame ginger dressing on side
Mediterranean Salad
Grilled shrimp, artichoke hearts, pepperoni, black olives, red bell peppers, garbanzo beans, basil, tomato, cucumber, red onion, feta cheese, pepperoncini, tossed in Greek feta dressing
Bejarano Salad
Taco seasoned ground beef, sautéed onions, cheddar cheese, diced tomatoes, black olives, avocado, bell peppers, romaine lettuce, avocado jalapeño crema, jalapeño cilantro ranch dressing
Top with chili
New Vintage House Salad
large Small
Spring mix, sliced red onion, bleu cheese crumbles, tomatoes, dried cranberries

Sandwiches, Burgers & Tacos
All sandwiches & burgers served with your choice of:
fries | mixed green salad | sliced tomatoes with cottage cheese
Substitute soup or Waffle Battered Sweet Potato Fries
The Standard Burger
Hand packed ground chuck, lettuce, tomato, red onion, special sauce, King's Hawaiian bun, choice of cheese
Add avocado
Add bacon
Smokey Burger
Hand packed ground chuck, sharp cheddar, applewood bacon, smokey BBQ sauce, crispy onion straws, King's Hawaiian bun
Mushroom & Blue Burger
Hand packed ground chuck, crumbled blue & swiss cheese, sautéed wild mushrooms, crispy onion strings, tomato, A-1 steak sauce mayo, brioche bun
The Greek Burger
8 oz. choice ground chuck, whipped feta cheese, grilled prosciutto ham, shredded lettuce, sliced pepperoncini’s, tomato, garlic sauce, macerated red onion, sun-dried tomato pesto, brioche bun
PB&J Burger
8 oz. choice ground chuck, apple wood smoked bacon, Havarti cheese, sweet bacon jam, grilled jalapeno slices, crispy onion straws, spicy peanut sauced arugula, toasted buttery bun
Mozzafiato
Hand packed ground chuck, havarti, roasted roma, crispy prosciutto, arugula, pesto aioli, brioche bun
Mimi's French Dip
Caramelized onion baguette, shaved New York steak, melted jack, bleu cheese horse radish spread, Au Ju
Add crispy onion straws
Add sautéed mushrooms
Ortega Swiss Dip
Marinated New York steak thinly sliced, melted Swiss cheese, grilled Ortega chili, chipotle aioli, garlic parmesan sourdough, crispy fried onion straws, side of au ju
Chicken Cordon Blu Sandwich
Breaded and crispy fried chicken breast, sliced honey glazed ham, creamy parmesan sauce, swiss cheese, sliced tomato, crispy onion straws, garlic parmesan sourdough
Pastrami Sandwich
Blacked peppered beef, caramelized onion baguette, pepper jack cheese, crispy onion straws, pepperoncini's, mayo, stone ground mustard
Caribbean Chicken Sandwich
Caribbean marinated chicken, applewood bacon, jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, chipotle aioli, brioche bun
The Dirty Bird
Oven turkey, applewood bacon, jack cheese, avocado, butter croissant, lettuce, tomato, mayo
Lemon Dill Comfy Chicken
Pounded and floured chicken breast, fresh dill and creamy lemon sauce, white rice, seasonal vegetables
Gangster Wrap
Crispy fried chicken, diced Ortega chili’s, crispy fried onion straws, sweet bacon jam, chipotle cream cheese, chopped romaine lettuce, chipotle tortilla wrapped
Spicy Korean Tacos
Crispy gojuchang chicken, cabbage, shredded carrots, red onion, fresh jalapeño, cilantro, flour tortillas, spicy peanut sauce drizzle
Chile Lime Shrimp Tacos
Marinated shrimp, macerated red onions, jack cheese, shredded cabbage, pico de gallo, flour tortillas, jalapeño avocado crema, cilantro
Fish Tacos
Grilled cod, flour tortillas, cabbage, pico, avocado jalapeño creme, chipotle sauce, jack cheese, side of corn chutney
Fish & Chips
Hand battered "Moose Drool" tempura cod, house tarter sauce, cocktail sauce, french fries

Pizzas
Red brick oven pizzas
SM 10" | MED 12" | LG 14"
The Godfather
Pepperoni, crumbled Italian sausage, bell peppers, olives, onions, mushrooms
The Bianca
Creamy white sauce, chicken, bacon, artichoke hearts, fresh diced tomatoes, garlic
Mom's Veggie Pesto
Rich pesto sauce, mozzarella, red onions, roasted red peppers, sliced mushrooms, topped with fresh tomatoes and feta cheese
The Carnivore
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, bacon, chicken
BBQ Chicken Pizza
Grilled chicken breast, red onions, mozzarella, fresh cilantro
Pop's Pizza
Double pepperoni, garlic, fresh sliced jalepeños
The Cali
Red sauce, chicken, bacon, cold tomatoes, arugula, ranch drizzle
Buffalo Pizza
Standard red sauce and NVG buffalo base, shredded mozzarella, diced chicken, sliced red onions, blue cheese crumbles, buffalo drizzle
Spicy Thai Peanut Pizza
Crispy Gojuchang chicken, Korean BBQ sauce base, jalapenos, red bell peppers, red onion, cilantro, spicy peanut sauce drizzle
Just create your Own
Comes sauced and cheesed
Add protein
sm | md | lg
Pepperoni | chicken | bacon | ground beef | Italian sausage | ham | ground beef | chicken apple sausage
Add veggie
sm | md | lg
Mushrooms | onions | tomatoes | artichoke hearts | spinach | basil | olives | bell peppers | jalapeños | cilantro | garlic | pineapple
Bakersfield, CA 93312
Suite 150
Bakersfield, CA 93301
Wed - Sat: 7:30am - 9pm
